Dick Soda
Dick Soda
Creator McBuster
Creation 1/30/2017
Type Local idiot
Alignment True Neutral
Attitude Erratic
Fighting style Short- to Mid- Range
Abilities Soda gun
Soda Levitation
Weaknesses Stupidity
Status Repeatedly Dying
Occupation T.V. Show Host
Freak for hire
Superiors Soda Bonnie
Enemies Heavy Sentry Guy

He is a BLK Soldier TF2 Freak

His Theme is Conker Live & Reloaded - Windy

Or when Attacking or Angered Conker Live & Reloaded - It's War

Appearance and Personality

He appears as a Tron-style uniform with light blue outlines he also wearing a Captian Space Mann he always seen in a good mood with smile on his face and will fight anyone he see as a villain.

Powers and Abilities

  • Soda Gun: He always carries is "blaster" with him and it shoots three types of sodas BLU cans are use to freeze people RED cans are use to ignite people on fire and PRL cans are smoke bombs
  • Soda levitation: He uses a modified soda can so he can levitate any soda he can even turn them to a bomb
  • Electro Ball: He makes a small pluse from his weapon or his hands that use as his powerful attack
  • Enhanced Fitness and Speed: He much more agile then a normal Scout and more stronger then a normal Heavy

Faults and Weakness

  • Dick Soda isn't the sharpest knife and can be outsmarted by most freaks
  • His stupidity and cockyness gets him into trouble and fights that he can not win
  • Even with his enhanced fitness and speed he still durable as a normal Soldier
  • His explosive cans can be used against him and probably kill him.
  • His modified RED Soda cans can't harm fire based or Pyro freaks. The BLU cans can't freeze ice freaks, they are non-lethal and melt in high temperatures.


  • He is inspired by Sodeanator, Piro and Dick Sandvish